Where are you riding today?

Paulo last seen heading toward the Cougar Hideout, rumours are he is in the Cell next to Nigel B

 

Well she has let Liam out now

 

I just didn’t have the stamina to appease her

 

I went to Cromer and got my crabs
The girls in the shop felt so sorry for me they came the other side of the counter and wrapped my sea food.
They make it look so easy

 

My parents have a static a few miles from Cromer, and I’ve had relations with half the town....

 

She told me you had to go to NMAN
Don’t know what she ment

 

Half the town have had relations which each other

 

Nigel b and his previous marital experiences obviously worked for him, so experienced they've still kept him.

I guess they got bored of your self abuse

 

Quite the opposite I'm afraid. ..

He's stuffed in a glass case as a warning to our younger customers as to what can happen to your life when you don't get the woman lovin ting right

Unfortunately Liam wouldn't stop blubbering and kissing the case so we had to boot him out early

 

@Barstewardsquad @Muffking @SimonRR and anyone else up this way...

The Headlands Cafe, Ice cream stand and loos at Flamborough Head are back open again

Anyone who hasn't been it's a lovely location for a ride out to...great views...a lighthouse and lots of wild birds on the cliffs

 

...and another wild bird on a blade

 

Knackered old Gannet more like

 

PMSL

 

Looks lovely there, had to web it to find out where it was, fooking long way from the Dartford Crossing for a days run out.

 

Looks a bit like Beachy Head...thats a good run from where you are?

 

Looks cool, will have a ride there one day for sure

 

Never been there but will add it to the list.

Went over the Wolds today, too many people out including cop cars sat with binos and laser guns. Can we have a tighter lockdown back please.

 

I rode.....home after a night shift. But off for 5 days now and the roads were dead, glorious - should’ve taken the scenic route really!

 

There's another cafe as well on the adjacent cove...the North Landing where the lifeboat is...it's beautiful there too

 

Stayed local today...

I've got some dodgy bloke down Matlock bending over in front of me at the sight of my huge ladyboy battered sausage....